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iamnmbr3:

cleoselene:

gnarlystarships:

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

I always give them an extra car length of space in case they’re letting the car “drive itself” or it randomly explodes. Better safe than sorry when you’re out on the road with dumbasses

literally so true on both counts.

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brightlotusmoon:

glorioustidalwavedefendor:

trickstertime:

daily–cats:

This is me

Please do this for your cats.

Dispite their reputation, cats are very very socal creatures. Cats do the equivalent of this for you when they sit in front of your laptop and put their arms on the keyboard or put their paw on your phone while you’re using it. This is their love language, it’s how they show that they like you and care about what you care about. They don’t understand why you care about it but they’re trying.

If you turn around and do the same for them they’ll be absolutely delighted. Sometimes when our youngest cat goes to the scratching post I scratch it with him too and he loves it. He’ll gets so into the scratching that he ends up climbing it cuz he wants to scratch with his back paws too. If they’re chirping at the window I’ll sometimes go over to see what they see and they usually scoot over so I have room beside them to see the offending bird or insect and they’ll purr like crazy cuz they’re so happy I’m helping them

@brightlotusmoon

I do this with my cats and my friends!

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luthienne:

hey what if i kept trying anyway because it’s my life and only i get to decide what to do with it

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tunisian:

nothing gives me more peace than knowing that love will come back to me in many ways and different forms. i may have no idea what the future holds for me but at least there will be love. & a lot of it

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karifaevt:

vexwerewolf:

hapalopus:

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gorbling:

gorbling:

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like “posts that a gnome would make” or like “are you a phone”

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I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

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elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

gee I wonder why third world nations would prefer better relationships with China, since the US is so friendly and understanding and the neoliberal model has brought us so much prosperity

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hellshee:

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

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tofupixel:

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isometric rooms, 2021 + 2023

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wreakit:

vympr:

pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough

mary magdalene trying to defend that other mary in the group chat

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telltalehaert:

telltalehaert:

happy 1st of october now where’s the anne of green gables quote

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anne you were so real ever since the 1900s

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heartnosekid:

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a blue jay taking a bath 🛁 | source

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howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen:

if I was a vampire I wouldn’t have the problems I’m having. sure I’d have new different problems but I would be a vampire

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